A sign of adulthood

Sam and I recently took the plunge of buying actual tissues to keep in our home.  We'd been using toilet paper for nose-blowing for years - as a lady on a budget, Kleenex seemed to me to be something for rich people.  Well, with my new job came an increase in salary, and not only did we spring for the multi-pack of tissues, we got the kind with LOTION!  Here were Sam's thoughts on the change:

You really feel like a grown up when you stop blowing your nose with your own butt.

Sallie Mae, you are such a bitch!

I hate you, Sallie Mae. This whole thing has just not panned out, and I want my money back. Stop making me cry once a month.

That is all.