Only this could rescue my morning

I feel gross, y'all!  But if I suddenly got some coffee delivered from this dapper pup, I'd feel immensely better.

Via Buzzfeed.

Two people just asked me what I was doing

... like within 30 seconds of one another, so the answer both time was 'Sanitizing my hands.' This is what I'm doing most any time, really, because I am a huge hypochondriac. My college housemates took to hollering at me 'IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!' whenever I'd complain about yet another ailment I was convinced I had.


I really relate to this guy.

Whoops

I am on so many over the counter cold medicines right now I feel like David After Dentist. Truly, is this real life?