...don't swallow the bag of cocaine you have in your center console! You will wind up looking like this kid.
This is 18 year old Art Taylor of Massachusetts. Don't be like Art. When transporting your drugs in your motor vehicle, use extreme caution and always employ your turn signals!
I find Quaaludes to be pretty funny, as retro recreational drugs go. Did you know that a common slang term for them in the 1970s was "disco biscuits"? Silly old 'lude poppers! Anyway, the intimation that Paula Deen is on Quaaludes makes this video about a nightmare sandwich all the more amusing: