A great deal on a hotel room

On Tuesday, Mama, Daddy, Goo and I were returning from lunch at one of our very favorite places, The Crown Restaurant in Indianola. Indianola is another small Delta town not too far from Greenwood, and is the birthplace of B.B. King. While heading out of town, I noticed that the sign at the Indianola Travel Inn, the type of motel that always boasts it has both air conditioning and HBO in its rooms, had lost a key letter. The sign read:

ENJOY FREE HO IN ROOM.

What a steal of a deal!

Celeb sightings

Once, while at the nicest hotel in which I've ever stayed, I saw Sean Penn live and in person. To a country bumpkin such as myself, this was a major event. He was, as everyone always says about celebs, shorter than I would have imagined, but that did not diminish his hotness in the slightest. He was handsome, of course, but he also exuded an incredible air of general badassery. As people have good hair days, he was just having a good everything day.


Oh lawd, not so much here.