Sleepy Sam Speak

It's been a while, but Sam provided me with some very quality sleepy speak the other morning when I bid him adieu. 

Me: Bye, I'm going to work!
Sam: I wish we had a puppy.
Me: Really?  What kind of puppy?
Sam: The kind that's good for playing.
Me: What would you name it?
Sam: Either Business, or Excited!

I plan to hold him to this conversation.  We are going to get a Corgi named Business and a Basset Hound named Excited:

I hope this means he'll stop talking about wanting a cat.

Dreary Monday

It is a cloudy, drizzly Monday in our nation's capital!  A day like this is really only good for naps.

So, be like this little bear cub and just TAKE ONE, wherever you are right now. 

Happy, happy Friday!

SMILE BIG, Y'ALL!


That is just what I am going to look like tomorrow morning when I wake up and realize I can loll about in bed as long as I want! I am super good at lolling about.

Via Buzzfeed, thanks to Syd for sending!

Sleepy Sam Speak

This morning, I bid Sam farewell as he slept, and we had the following conversation:

Me: Bye! I'm going to work!
Sam: I don't want the big one.
Me: Okay.
Sam: I want the little one.
Me: Okay, I'll get you the little one.
Sam: No, I HAVE the little one.
Me: Okay, so I'll get you the big one.
Sam: No, I don't want the big one!
Me: So what do you want?
Sam: (heaves great sigh) You don't understand!

Fin.

More Sleepy Sam Speak

This morning I went to make sure Sam was getting up, as he has a double at Cashion's and needed to be out the door by about 8:45. I put my hand on his shoulder to wake him up and was about to say something, but before I opened my mouth he said:

"I'm not dressed like a clown!"

I let him keep sleeping for a bit longer, since he was apparently having a really entertaining dream.

We should all take a lesson from Turbo

One of the reasons Mondays are awful is because you've just had two days when you can sleep as much as you like, and now you can't sleep whenever you want... OR CAN YOU? Sydney sent me this great video on Friday. Turbo the corgi puppy is setting a great example here - don't let the lack of a bed stop you from getting your snooze on! Just go the hell to sleep in your desk chair, your car, an empty box... wherever you want!



Just commit to it, and have sweet dreams.