We should all take a lesson from Turbo

One of the reasons Mondays are awful is because you've just had two days when you can sleep as much as you like, and now you can't sleep whenever you want... OR CAN YOU? Sydney sent me this great video on Friday. Turbo the corgi puppy is setting a great example here - don't let the lack of a bed stop you from getting your snooze on! Just go the hell to sleep in your desk chair, your car, an empty box... wherever you want!



Just commit to it, and have sweet dreams.

It's Corgi Day!

Mondays suck, y'all! Let's make this one suck less by just looking at corgis being adorable all day long. Buzzfeed had a fun post last week about corgi hybrids, which, as you can imagine, are just completely stupid cute. My two faves were:

The Malamorgi


A malamute plus a corgi!

The Corgerrier


A terrier plus a corgi! I think this one would be better called a 'Torgi,' but that's just one woman's opinion.

More corgis to come!

An early morning convo

In the mornings before I leave for work, I like to have chats with Sam while he's mostly asleep. He says some hilarious things during these convos. Here is the one we had this morning:

Sam: When we get a cat can it be a girl cat so it can get pregnant and have little kittens?
Me: Sure.
Sam: Really?
Me: Uh, yeah. Sure. We can do that when we have a backyard.
Sam: Kittens don't go in the backyard!
Me: No, but we'll put the cat out there. That's how we'll get her pregnant.
Sam: Oh, I thought we'd just get some kitty sperm.
Me: I'm gonna go to work now.
Sam: Night!

The end.

Animal with stuffed animals of themselves!

Buzzfeed has a terrific photo roundup today of animals with stuffed animals that look like them! They are just really stellar. Here are two of my faves:


Hamster with many stuffed hamsters!


Kitty with a stuffed kitty that has its own stuffed kitty. MIND IS BLOWN!

More, here.

Anyone have a CSA share?

Vegetables, not Confederates. I'm thinking of joining one for the summer. It would be so nice to have tons of...


Wait, what? Oh no, I don't want that. I shall stick to the grocery store.

Via

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Celebrate with a dance or two!



This remains one of the best videos I've encountered during my long journey across the interwebs. Enjoy the day, friends!

I just like this photo

So I am sharing it with you.



HA! Take that, birthers! Side note: Birthers are seriously the stupidest and most racist people. Please crawl back under your rock, birthers.