The Victorian Jersey Shore

Well this is just hysterical. Actors from Broadway's current production of The Importance of Being Earnest reading actual lines from Jersey Shore.



There's at least 5 of these. I advise you to go watch them with all possible haste!

Some advice from the finale of Jersey Shore

I have always thought that Vinny ranks as the most intelligent of the Jersey Shore cast members.


I love being right!

Snooki went to the park

...to do some light reading.

Syd continues to kill it

...with the finding of the awesome blogs. Today's gem from Syd is Jersey Circus. I despise The Family Circus, but add in a lil Jersey Shore and WHAMMO! New favorite thing!


See? Comedic gold.

Don't get too big for your britches!

I got a haircut today, and had the woman show me how to style my rather unruly curly hair (that's right! I'm 27 years old and I don't know how to do my own hair.), and it looked good! I was really pleased with it, and while walking home took advantage of several reflective surfaces to admire myself. And, like Narcissus before me, this sin of vanity was not without consequences. I was just chatting with a friend about Jersey Shore, and he says that the new castmember Deena looks like me, if I put on 70 pounds and he punched me in the face. Let's see:


Oh dear. I'm not sure I see it, but I shall let this serve as a reminder not to think too highly of myself. On the bright side, the Jersey Shore me gets to hang out with Vinny. JEALOUS!!!

The shirt before the shirt

I freaking LOVE Jersey Shore. Since the beginning, though, I have struggled with which of these lucious beach barnacles I'd rather smoosh - Vinny, the only one who seems to possess much of a brain, or DJ Pauly Delvetico, with his unflappable hair and his insatiable lust for life? Just when I think it's Vinny for sure, DJ Pauly D gets back in the race with gems like these:




Yep, Pauly D all the way this week!

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

To be honest, I totally forgot it was Cinco de Mayo yesterday, until I was walking home on U Street and there were drunken bridge and tunnel louts stumbling all over the place, being lame, and generally interfering with my get along. I decided to look up Cinco de Mayo on Wikipedia and learn a bit more about the holiday:

"The date is perhaps best recognized in the United States as a date to celebrate the culture and experiences of Americans of Mexican ancestry, much as St. Patrick's Day, Oktoberfest, and the Chinese New Year are used to celebrate those of Irish, German, and Chinese ancestry respectively. Similar to those holidays, Cinco de Mayo is observed by many Americans regardless of ethnic origin. Celebrations tend to draw both from traditional Mexican symbols, such as the Virgen de Guadalupe, and from prominent figures of Mexican descent in the United States, including César Chávez. To celebrate, many display Cinco de Mayo banners while school districts hold special events to educate pupils about its historical significance. Special events and celebrations highlight Mexican culture, especially in its music and regional dancing."

Well that is great!


So is this!