Wild Saturday Night

I'm watching Sesame Street clips on YouTube and drinking wine.



Can I borrow John John for a couple of hours? Just until he craps his pants. That's all kids do, you know. Be adorable and crap themselves.

This is just glorious

What could be better than a litter of puppies running at you?

Amazing Things: Danny DeVito's Twitter

The internet gives us so many amazing things, y'all. One of the most recent amazing things I've come across on the internet is Danny DeVito's Twitter feed. He has started taking photos of what he refers to as his 'troll foot' in various places and situations (a la the traveling lawn gnome in Amelie), and posting them on Twitter with captions like 'TF by the sea' or 'Troll Foot with Lovers at Coachella.' Here he is in Las Vegas:



See what I mean? Amazing. Run, don't walk, to follow Danny DeVito on Twitter!

I watched The Hills last night

And yep, it was pretty much exactly like this.

Also, Heidi's new face is completely terrifying.