Birthday bash!

My friends and I THREW DOWN on Friday night for my birthday, rapidly-gettin'-old-style! First we went to see a high school dance performance, and then we ate some pizza, and then we went home and went to bed! In all honesty, it was exactly the kind of night I wanted to have - quality time with some of my favorite people, maw stuffed with 'za, a couple of glasses of wine, and a warm bed. I did get a bit nuts by double fisting the cupcakes:


PARTY ON!

Y'all will never believe this

In addition to loving everything else, corgis also love birthdays!


I also love birthdays, and I pretty much looked just like that last night at my birthday celebration with my mother-in-law and her new/old boyfriend (that's a tale I must tell you all in a separate post, as it's a good one!).


Corgis love to celebrate with friends! I'm going to do that myself this weekend, and can't wait.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! And to any and all corgis celebrating a birthday today!

Best invention since the bottle-sized wine glass

It's the Hands Free Wine Glass!


This is just a genuis creation. You can get tanked and look snazzy, all while leaving your hands free to make dinner, do your job, or even drive the kids to school. This could be you!


I only wish I had thought of this amazing idea.

The whitest of whines

My new Crate & Barrel wine glasses are too big to fit in my dishwasher!

Tragedies are happening all over the world

Some are big, and others are small. Here's a small one:



:( Bye bye wine.

Via

Should I buy this?

I mean, it's pretty much the perfect combination of all that Sam and I stand for as a unit.


It's an ornament, and we don't have a tree. But really, a person could hang this anywhere. It's $22.

Your thoughts?

I am thankful for...

...this gentleman here:


Hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving!

The Ophelia Movie?

If a buddy romp comedy was made about my life, I think it would definitely be called Dude, Where's My Corkscrew?

A Recent Convo

Woman behind the counter at the wine shop: Would you like me to take the price tag off this?
Me: Ma'am, ain't no one but me gonna drink it, and I already know how much it cost.
Woman behind the counter at the wine shop: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Woman behind me in line at the wine shop: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me (to myself): I'm so alone.

I'll take two, please!

Sooner rather than later, Sam and I will have to get to work on a whole lot of details for our upcoming nuptials. One of the many things we'll have to tackle is the creation of a wedding registry. I've got mixed feelings about the tradition of wedding registries, so I have not been looking forward to this task - until today. BEHOLD, readers, the first item that will be going on the list:


Class in a glass! Thanks to Michael K at Dlisted for bringing this, and so many other magical things, to my attention.

Wild Saturday Night

I'm watching Sesame Street clips on YouTube and drinking wine.



Can I borrow John John for a couple of hours? Just until he craps his pants. That's all kids do, you know. Be adorable and crap themselves.