I got a new job

Rachel: Is The Smithsonian as classy as I imagine?
Me: Probably not. 
Rachel: In my head, there's a plethora of witty and creative mugs, people prefer tea over coffee, and everyone is wearing tweed. 
Me: Well, there IS one of those electric teapots in the break room.

A Recent Convo

Conducted with dear friend Lindy via GChat:

Rachel: how's the week for you thus far
me: hectic and stressful on all fronts
Rachel: I had this really funny movie that played in my head of you talking to someone next week and this is how it goes
Setting: a break room like in the office
Office Dude: Hey Amelia what's up?
Amelia: Oh nothing much Office Dude, how was your weekend.
OD: fine went to a killer bar and got blitzed
you?
A: I GOT MARRIED BITCHES!!!
me: hahahahah
Rachel: and scene
me: can i put this on my blog?
Rachel: yes you can

Football season may be over

The homoeroticism, however, remains. Here's a photo my friend Lindy just sent me:


YOWZA! Get a room, you two!

This one's for Lindy and Syd

We grooved to this jam last night at DC's (and possibly the world's) best dance party, Fatback. We're going again next month, right? My muscles should have recovered from 6 hours of dancing by then. LOVE Y'ALL!!!!