An email I just received

Subject: GET YOUR IRISH JIG ON THIS ST PATRICKS DAY AT BEEF'S!


Thanks, Pete. It's the like beef that keeps on giving.

Corgi clevage

Is this disturbing, or cute?


Even I am having a difficult time with this one.

Via Best Week Ever

More baby goats!

This one is for my mama, who loves goats, and was sad yesterday because Scott got to hug a goat and she did not. Look, Mama - these little baby goats are wearing sweaters and jumping around on a porch!



YAY GOATS!

My friend Scott is having a better day than all of us

Why, you ask? Because Scott gets to hug a baby goat.


Yep, he wins today.

Overheard on the bus

Wise people take the bus, y'all. The bus is cheaper than the Metro, and is always the same low price no matter when you take it or how far you go. It's much easier to get to know your way around your city if you take the bus, as you'll actually see where you are going instead of being trapped underground. The bus also tends to attract much more interesting passengers than the Metro, in my experience. Folks on the Metro are quiet, absorbed in their Kindles and their papers and just trying to get to work or home without being bothered. But people on the bus are much more lively, ready to interact with the world around them. Just the other day I heard this conversation on the bus...

Woman One, to no one in particular: LOOK AT THAT LADY ON THE CORNER! SHE'S TRYING TO LOOK LIKE AMBER ROSE!


Woman Two, sitting several rows away: Well, it's not working cause she looks like Sisqo.


Rest of the bus: LOLOLOLOLOL.

Love the bus!

Logistics

I mostly love living in an urban area where I do not need a car - it saves me a lot of money, I don't have to drive (I hate driving and am horrible at it - just ask the bevy of mailboxes and side mirrors I've plowed into!), and I never have to worry about parking. But one annoying thing about being carless is that I am always thinking about the issue of how to transport things home, namely groceries. This sweet doggie is also faced with the challenging logistics of carrying home his foodstuffs and getting them into his house:



Via Videogum.

A joke!

My friend T-Bag just told me a great joke. Y'all know how I love a good pun, and he really brought it with this one!

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

AW YISS!