Life with a chef

"We have nothing edible in our freezer. It's all lamb bones, crab shells, pork fat and bacon scrap. Nothing really ready to eat." -Sam

I dunno about y'all, but I'd think about eating 'bacon scrap.'

Here are some things Sam loves

Alcohol, tobacco, crabs, vegetables, rock and roll. Not firearms, though. We're both pacifists.

Sallie Mae, you are such a bitch!

I hate you, Sallie Mae. This whole thing has just not panned out, and I want my money back. Stop making me cry once a month.

That is all.

Huge realization

My wonderful friend Johanna is Swedish. She is also a pastry chef.

HO. LEE. CRAP!



And there's me and Syd at the end! Bork bork bork!

The shirt before the shirt

I freaking LOVE Jersey Shore. Since the beginning, though, I have struggled with which of these lucious beach barnacles I'd rather smoosh - Vinny, the only one who seems to possess much of a brain, or DJ Pauly Delvetico, with his unflappable hair and his insatiable lust for life? Just when I think it's Vinny for sure, DJ Pauly D gets back in the race with gems like these:




Yep, Pauly D all the way this week!

Lesson from a turtle

It's important to let the one you love know how into them you are. This guy has the right idea:



Have a sexy weekend, people!

A hell of a day, and it's not even noon

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