Overheard in our kitchen

Sam: I don't know if I should eat more.
Me: Are you still hungry?
Sam: I'm not hungry, but I'm not full... and I LOVE EATING!!

Quaaludes and donut sammies

I find Quaaludes to be pretty funny, as retro recreational drugs go. Did you know that a common slang term for them in the 1970s was "disco biscuits"? Silly old 'lude poppers! Anyway, the intimation that Paula Deen is on Quaaludes makes this video about a nightmare sandwich all the more amusing:

This day is really lacking in corgi puppy stampedes

NOT ANYMORE!!

Snooki went to the park

...to do some light reading.

Things that are The Best: Interspecies Friends

My icy heart just thawed a bit looking at this photo.

Syd continues to kill it

...with the finding of the awesome blogs. Today's gem from Syd is Jersey Circus. I despise The Family Circus, but add in a lil Jersey Shore and WHAMMO! New favorite thing!


See? Comedic gold.

Remind me to wear green tomorrow

I was walking to work this morning when I passed a totally normal looking middle aged woman. She was wearing a green t-shirt. The shirt said:

GREEN SHIRTS ARE FOR PIMPS.

I like that woman.