New States

Here are two fun and surprisingly apt typos I just made: "Whyoming" and "Vermoney." I thought they might give you a laff.

Most disturbing video of the week

DOES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN?!?!



Doctor, I'll have all the birth control, please!

This day needs a smile

Lame day over here, y'all. I need a smile.


That works!

Fun with RSVPs

The RSVPs for our upcoming wedding are trickling in, slowly but surely, and people are definitely having fun with them. While some folks go the traditional route of just checking off 'will attend' or 'will not attend,' others have been adding notations such as 'will attend WITH BELLS ON!!!!' or 'will not attend and I'm so bummed about that. Please have 7 cocktails for me.' By far the best response we've gotten, however, was from a college friend of Sam's, who simply sent a facebook message stating:

"MOTHERF*CKER I AM COMING TO YOUR WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'm so glad he's going to be there.

A song for lunchtime

This video of Josh Groban crooning sentiments actually tweeted by Kanye West made the rounds yesterday. It is really, really funny.



I imagine a fur pillow WOULD be difficult to sleep on! Probably all scratchy.

What's your New Year's Day state?

Pete keeps saying he is 'dead.' I'd classify my current state as more 'raptor.'



There's no where to go but up, people!

The third convo of 2011

Conducted via Gchat.

me: i've gotten progressively stupider each year since graduating college
Pete: #sucks
me: oh well
now i'm fixin to get mah MRS DEGREE
yuk yuk yuk
that's the best joke i've made all year long