Sleepy Sam Speak

It's been a while, but Sam provided me with some very quality sleepy speak the other morning when I bid him adieu. 

Me: Bye, I'm going to work!
Sam: I wish we had a puppy.
Me: Really?  What kind of puppy?
Sam: The kind that's good for playing.
Me: What would you name it?
Sam: Either Business, or Excited!

I plan to hold him to this conversation.  We are going to get a Corgi named Business and a Basset Hound named Excited:

I hope this means he'll stop talking about wanting a cat.

I got a new computer!

The very first thing I Googled on it was "Channing Tatum's dog's name."  Please send help.

A business idea

I'm too lazy to start this, but you should take this idea and run.  Syd and I said years ago that what the average office needs is way more puppies.  What the world needs is a business that will bring a basket of puppies to offices, and the workers can play with them for an hour or so to relieve stress and build camaraderie.  The puppies would be pups in need of good homes and be available for adoption.

Seriously, how great would it be if this showed up in your sad little cubicle?!

For an extra fee, the business would also bring ice cream sundaes. 

Back to work in my critter and dessert free cube now...

Happy Earth Day!

Everything is just better in England. 

Jump starting the blog with a random photo dump

Occasionally I get reminded that there are a few folks out there who actually read and enjoy this blog.  Thank you, dear devoted readers!  I've been sleeping on the blog as of late - the Muses have not been speaking to me for some reason. 

But, though I haven't been posting on the blog, I never stop thinking about the blog.  Here is a collection of random photos I have saved to post on the blog, but can no longer remember why:

And just like that, THE BLOG IS BACK IN ACTION!

America!

I got sexually harassed by the barista at the Starbucks in my building yesterday, so I guess I'm never going there again.

Luckily, this is America, and there's another Starbucks across the street. 

Can someone please change Justin Bieber?

He's filled his diaper and needs a new one.

Via.