It's an ornament, and we don't have a tree. But really, a person could hang this anywhere. It's $22.
Your thoughts?
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Should I buy this?
I mean, it's pretty much the perfect combination of all that Sam and I stand for as a unit.
It's an ornament, and we don't have a tree. But really, a person could hang this anywhere. It's $22.
Your thoughts?
It's an ornament, and we don't have a tree. But really, a person could hang this anywhere. It's $22.
Your thoughts?
Ophelia's Football Coverage - The Holiday Weekend
Friends! I don't have a ton to say about football this time around, actually. The Saints beat Dallas, which was awesome, but I couldn't watch because it was Thanksgiving and I had to go eat Chinese food (don't ask). The Redskins had another depressing, embarassing outing that I don't even want to go into. In great news, though, Peyton Manning got his arse handed to him by the Chargers. I don't much care about the Chargers one way or another, but I love seeing a Manning fail, so I had a lovely Sunday evening.
Finally, this happened at the Packers game:
What a great sport. What a great country, y'all. God bless us, everyone!
Finally, this happened at the Packers game:
What a great sport. What a great country, y'all. God bless us, everyone!
Friday, November 26, 2010
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
I'm just so confused
Meet Mollie. She is an orangutan toddler doll from Ashton-Drake, a company that sells realistic looking dolls, I think?
HOO BOY. On the one hand, Mollie is terrifying. On the other, the expression on her face is priceless. And on all of the hands in the world - WHO is the intended audience for this thing? Is this a doll for children? You'd have to hate your child to give it this. Much more depressing, though, is the idea that it is for adults. Who in the world would pay $150 for this thing that doesn't make sense? How can it be a realistic toddler-orangutan hybrid? THAT IS NOT A THING THAT EXISTS!
I just don't know what to make of any of this.
HOO BOY. On the one hand, Mollie is terrifying. On the other, the expression on her face is priceless. And on all of the hands in the world - WHO is the intended audience for this thing? Is this a doll for children? You'd have to hate your child to give it this. Much more depressing, though, is the idea that it is for adults. Who in the world would pay $150 for this thing that doesn't make sense? How can it be a realistic toddler-orangutan hybrid? THAT IS NOT A THING THAT EXISTS!
I just don't know what to make of any of this.
News good and bad
OMG Y'ALL WILLIAM AND KATE ARE GETTING MARRIED ON APRIL 29, 2011 AT WESTMINSTER ABBEY!!!!!!!!!! ROYAL WEDDING!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALS!
One couple that was married on April 29: Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. YIKES.
One couple that was married on April 29: Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. YIKES.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Things I Despise: The Charmin Bears
Thing about which my last post reminded me: Y'all, I hate those damn Charmin bears. This has got to be the worst ad campaign since that guy drinking Folgers wanted to boff his sister. I don't want to think about a bunch of crapping bears. It's not cute, it's GROSS.
See? Disgusting. If there is something coming out the back end of you that would require toilet paper that would stand up to a BEAR SHIT, you don't need to go buy a bunch of Charmin. You need to go see your doctor, immediately.
See? Disgusting. If there is something coming out the back end of you that would require toilet paper that would stand up to a BEAR SHIT, you don't need to go buy a bunch of Charmin. You need to go see your doctor, immediately.
Kim Kardashian, please fire your publicist
Here is Kim Kardashian at the opening for a bathroom in New York.
Really giving new meaning to her nickname of Kim Kardassian. And oh wait, she can't fire her publicist cause it's her mom. Guess she'll have to keep hanging out with shit-filled bears.
Really giving new meaning to her nickname of Kim Kardassian. And oh wait, she can't fire her publicist cause it's her mom. Guess she'll have to keep hanging out with shit-filled bears.
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