Jose Canseco Is a Genuis

Y'all, if you're not following Jose Canseco on Twitter, you need to get on that right now.  This man alternates between asking deep, probing questions about the meaning of life and dropping planet shattering truth bombs all over the place.  Just recently, in fact, he had some truly thoughtful insights on the fate of that doomed vessel, the Titanic:

You can't make this shit up.  Pure gold, right here.  Never change, Jose!

Via Dlisted