"It's like her own butt is eating her pants," he said, in the tone of a man who delivering some very deep thoughts. "What we really need, you see, is butt teeth. Like, if our butts had a set of teeth that could just clamp down on the pants and stop your ass crack from eating them. Yep. Butt teeth."
And then he laughed til he cried.
ANYWAY, here's a kid who also knows about butt teeth!