This just may be the best housing ad I've come across yet!
BYWATER 4 REAL.
U seen lots of dumps, this ain't one of them, few places to rent, they r
all AIRBNB, come home to me, I am owned by seasoned RESPONSIBLE owners,
I am 5 rooms big , lovely sitting porch to view sunsets and cocktail,I
am by ALL the cool spots, pets and smoke choke the goodie out of me, for
$1025 rent, $ 1025 deposit , 1 yr lease, why not date me and get the
key to my door, don't wait dear heart, at the way things going I'm gonna
This is basically the exact location I'd like to be in. This woo-rific ad may just win me over.