McKayla + Grace = Super Meme!

I was talking with Pete last night about how quicky McKayla Maroney's marvelous bitchface, one of the best things to come out of the London Olympics, had turned into a viral internet sensation.  He pointed out the obvious next step was to combine her pouting mug with that of the best thing put forth by London in 2011 - the miserable visage of royal wedding bridesmaid, Grace van Cutsem!  As is usually the case, I told Peter his wish was my blog-mand, and set out to see if anything could impress McKayla and Grace or cheer them up a bit.

The answer was no.  

Sam on wishes

Sam does not like it when I wish on birthday candles, or eyelashes, or coins in fountains, because I won't tell him the thing for which I wished.  Everyone knows that if you tell, the wish won't come true.  However, some years ago Sam came up with what he thinks is a really foolproof system for how to make it okay for a person to tell their wish:

I find this to be somewhat flawed in terms of logic, and do not do this, which really burns his biscuits. 

He also does not use his own system. 

Sandwich police!

I found this photo of a police car from Sandwich, MA, and Sam LOVES it.  He is crazy about sandwiches of all kinds and is always preaching about ways one can screw up making them.  So, I'm taking his comments and turning them into his very own meme (which, let's face it, probably already exists somewhere on the interwebs)!

He's got a lot of rules.  This is only the beginning, so more to come from the Sandwich Police.