Restaurant Names

Like most cooks and chefs, Sam of course thinks about what it would be like to open his own restaurant. I've got plenty of ideas of my own as well - after all, likely I'd be involved to some degree, and our finances would be tied up in the place. One of our favorite aspects to discuss is potential names, and we've got some great ones... but none so good as this:


Expect the District of Columbia outpost of WTF soon!

More from our good friend R

We've already discussed the brilliant title of R Kelly's brand new autobiography, Soula Coaster. Over Thanksgiving, I learned from my sister that R has been cranking out genuis wordsmithery for years now. I'd like to share with you some of the remarkably descriptive lyrics from his sensual hit, "In the Kitchen":

girl ur in the kitchen
cookin me a meal
somethin makes me wanna come in there and get a feel...

cuttin up tomatoes
fruits and vegetables and potatoes
girl u look so sexy while ur doin the damn thang

sex in the kitchen
over by the stove
put u on the counter
by the buttered rolls...

Phew, is it hot in here, or is it just me?! Could be cause we're right be the stove, I suppose.

Sam is cooking!

There's not much I can add to this.

I love puns

And therefore, I love Yan:


Via Dlisted.