Area residents are encouraged to stay alert.
I'm told the monster in question answers to the name Charlemagne. Be vigilant, dear readers, and do not get eaten by a monster.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Breaking News: Scary Monster on the Loose
Uh oh, y'all! I've just been informed that there is a terrifying monster on the loose somewhere along the Vermont-New Hampshire border. I know this because over the weekend, he ate my friend Madeline:
Area residents are encouraged to stay alert.
I'm told the monster in question answers to the name Charlemagne. Be vigilant, dear readers, and do not get eaten by a monster.
Area residents are encouraged to stay alert.
I'm told the monster in question answers to the name Charlemagne. Be vigilant, dear readers, and do not get eaten by a monster.
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