Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Leave Bieber Alone!

It's been some time since we've had a proper Bieber update, and unfortunately this one bears sad news. Those awful trolls at 4chan have been pranking the Biebs! First they managed to get 'Justin Bieber Syphillis' to the top of Google's search list. The Biebs hasn't even hit puberty, how can he have the syph?! He probably wound up learning what sex was from that little trick, 4chan! Not a nice thing to do to a 9 year old.

Now, however, they seem to have brought an entire country into the pranking mix, by bombarding some random poll with votes saying the Biebs should go to North Korea on tour. Internet, you know he can't go there! Not cool. Here are some choice quotes from the article linked to above:

Given the fact that almost all citizens of North Korea are denied internet access and there are restrictive controls over all media, it is unlikely that any of the votes have actually come from within the country.

It is highly unlikely Bieber would be given permission to enter North Korea.

It is not known if Kim Jong-il is a fan of Justin Bieber's music.

At least now we know what the hell Kim Jong-il's problem is - lack of Biebs!

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