Syd and I were walking home after finishing a midweek dinner at a place we like to call Nine Dollar Salads. I guess we were talking about moms, or sexual harassment, or getting older, or some combination of the three, when this happened:
Me: Some guy on the street called me a 'MILF' the other day.
Syd: That is awful!
Me: He was some effed up homeless guy. He probably couldn't even see straight.
Syd: Maybe he didn't know what it meant.
Me: 'Madam I'd Like to Friend.'
Syd: PUT IT ON THE BLOG!
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