Well. I've just learned something so horrifying and disgusting that I knew I had to share it with my dear readers. Sydney, my best friend and bridesmaid, has alerted me to the fact that there is such a thing as bridal diapers.
I am not making this up.
I am flabbergasted by this. There are women out there who think it is okay to pee their pants in the name if having a gigantic wedding dress. Newsflash, you stupid harpies - IT IS NOT OKAY! If your dress is so big that it requires you to urinate on yourself, then it is TOO LARGE!
I am so freaked out right now.
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As a bridesmaid, I was once called upon to hold up the bride's dress for her so she could pee. This was when I realized that perhaps there was *nothing* I wouldn't do in the name of friendship.
ReplyDeleteDid you notice that the woman who wears adult diapers all the time opined that you'll be ok because "all your BM’s are with you"? What a hilariously unfortunate time to abbreviate Best Mates.
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