Pete: gourds!!!!!!!!
me: yeah!!!!
Pete: YEAH!!!!!!!
me: damn, them's some lumpy ass gourds
Pete: The Gourd Lady
From my Belly Buttons collections.
This lady is sure to bring a chuckle to all that see her. She has a belly button and is proud of it, as you can see.
The Gourd People can be a Doctor, Nurse, Chef, or any profession you choose.
Made from Martin gourds, they will last a life time. Each gourd is completely dried, painted and sealed to protect the paint. The clothing and other parts are made of cotton.
me: wow, you really topped yourself with that one
Pete: i have this image of you, several months from now, in front of a mirror after a long day of dodging detritus and pounding grape, where you look at yourself and think "i have a belly button and am proud of it."
i also like how the gourd people have to have a profession. no unemployed gourds here. clearly, this website wasn't built in the past decade.
Pete: do you think i could find a florist or farmer to deliver a bouquet of gourds?
me: absolutely
you could also make your own
Pete: YOU could also make YOUR own
me: i don't want one
Pete: too bad
me: but lord, there's enough of them outside whole foods
they are fully aware there that it's motherfucking gourd season
i'll send you a photo on my way home
Pete: make it happen
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