Overheard on the bus

Wise people take the bus, y'all. The bus is cheaper than the Metro, and is always the same low price no matter when you take it or how far you go. It's much easier to get to know your way around your city if you take the bus, as you'll actually see where you are going instead of being trapped underground. The bus also tends to attract much more interesting passengers than the Metro, in my experience. Folks on the Metro are quiet, absorbed in their Kindles and their papers and just trying to get to work or home without being bothered. But people on the bus are much more lively, ready to interact with the world around them. Just the other day I heard this conversation on the bus...

Woman One, to no one in particular: LOOK AT THAT LADY ON THE CORNER! SHE'S TRYING TO LOOK LIKE AMBER ROSE!


Woman Two, sitting several rows away: Well, it's not working cause she looks like Sisqo.


Rest of the bus: LOLOLOLOLOL.

Love the bus!