Celeb sightings

Once, while at the nicest hotel in which I've ever stayed, I saw Sean Penn live and in person. To a country bumpkin such as myself, this was a major event. He was, as everyone always says about celebs, shorter than I would have imagined, but that did not diminish his hotness in the slightest. He was handsome, of course, but he also exuded an incredible air of general badassery. As people have good hair days, he was just having a good everything day.


Oh lawd, not so much here.