Questions of the day

Here are some things I have pondered today:

1)Why do people insist on riding their bikes on the sidewalk? I suppose I could understand it in some cases, but this morning two dudes on bikes passed me on the sidewalk on Q Street... which has a freaking bike lane! The taxpayers of DC paid for your bikin' ass to cruise in safety in your very own lane, sir. USE IT. I mean, it's not called the sideride, is it? Drives me apeshit.

2) Remember AIM? Do people still use AIM?

I deeply pondered a third thing today, but I forgot it.